1. Do only what comes easily.
2. Place yourself at the center of the universe and let alone care, don't even bother acknowledging the needs of others.
3. Procrastinate about the important stuff.
4. Place small-term needs ahead of long-term goals.
5. Never say no. Never assert yourself.
6. Just let people guess what you are thinking, never mention words.
7. When the going gets tough, get going in the other direction.
8. Judge yourself by your faults, and others by their virtues. And then be jealous.
9. Never be proud of anything you do. Just criticize and get depressed.
10. Doubt your vision in face of reality.
2. Place yourself at the center of the universe and let alone care, don't even bother acknowledging the needs of others.
3. Procrastinate about the important stuff.
4. Place small-term needs ahead of long-term goals.
5. Never say no. Never assert yourself.
6. Just let people guess what you are thinking, never mention words.
7. When the going gets tough, get going in the other direction.
8. Judge yourself by your faults, and others by their virtues. And then be jealous.
9. Never be proud of anything you do. Just criticize and get depressed.
10. Doubt your vision in face of reality.
Looks like I follow all the 10 steps all the time.
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